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May 12, 2008 11:44am

Monkeys

In addition to liberties such as debating the comparative merit of X-Men movies on company time, making snarky comments about customers’ clothing, and grazing on unpurchased BunchaCrunch from the checkstand, Blockbuster employees should be given the legal ability to slap anyone attempting to rent a movie whose cast features a monkey in people clothes. This of course does not apply to the Clint Eastwood classic and message of a generation, Any Which Way But Loose.

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