I Have A Theory
The world is a mysterious place. The scientific method dictates that we get to the bottom of that mystery through a rigorous process, the end product of which is known as a theory. This is a place for those theories; a place to put forth our individual explanations for the enigmas that plague us all.
If you've got a theory and would like to enrich the scientific community as a whole, email it to HaveATheory@gmail.com
May 8, 2008
4:22pm
Chic-fil-a
The reason that notoriously secular chicken nugget juggernaut Chic-fil-a is closed on Sundays is exactly what you would think; all employees are transported, via a series of pneumatic tubes connected to every restaurant, to a giant underground mega-church beneath corporate headquarters in Atlanta, Georgia. Outsiders are rarely permitted, especially for the most venerated part of the service - waffle fry communion.
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