I Have A Theory
The world is a mysterious place. The scientific method dictates that we get to the bottom of that mystery through a rigorous process, the end product of which is known as a theory. This is a place for those theories; a place to put forth our individual explanations for the enigmas that plague us all.
If you've got a theory and would like to enrich the scientific community as a whole, email it to HaveATheory@gmail.com
A Theory on…Well, You Decide
I have a theory that sitting at home and drinking several glasses of chilled white wine while watching Masterpiece Theater’s adaptation of “A Room With a View” does not, in fact, make you gay. It just means that you appreciate a little high culture now and then. Yeah, that’s the ticket. Besides there’s nothing wrong with watching a PBS retelling of the works of the much celebrated E.M. Forster anyway. Lots of people do it. It’s one of the highest rated programs available on public broadcasting and gay people only make up, like, 10% of the population, so there must be plenty of straight people into the show. And it’s not like I… I mean hypothetically *whoever* chooses to watch the occasional classic BBC syndicated drama must have, you know, a smokin’ hot girlfriend who let’s him play X Box for three hours a day. And barbecue. And build things with tools. Just saying, that’s all… Shut up.
*Thoery and Masculinity courtesy of Henry
