I Have A Theory
The world is a mysterious place. The scientific method dictates that we get to the bottom of that mystery through a rigorous process, the end product of which is known as a theory. This is a place for those theories; a place to put forth our individual explanations for the enigmas that plague us all.
If you've got a theory and would like to enrich the scientific community as a whole, email it to HaveATheory@gmail.com
Apr 13, 2008
12:54pm
Dead Kennedys
The Dead Kennedys never actually existed. Years ago, a clever patch company conceptualized the now famous band and its iconic ‘DK’ logo, manufactured thousands of ass-flaps and buttons, then sold them to suburban, middle class, trust-fund ‘punk rockers’. Others from the same clique saw the logo and then assumed it had to be credible since a) they had never seen it and b) the person wearing it had to be legit because of the studded leather jacket. Strength is lent to this theory by the fact that no one who wears a Dead Kennedys patch has actually ever listened to the Dead Kennedys.
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