I Have A Theory
The world is a mysterious place. The scientific method dictates that we get to the bottom of that mystery through a rigorous process, the end product of which is known as a theory. This is a place for those theories; a place to put forth our individual explanations for the enigmas that plague us all.
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Apr 8, 2008
12:06pm
Black Hole
Previously thought to be the product of gravitational collapse in a star, the astronomical phenomenon known as a black hole is actually created when a mac user (here designated ‘MU’) only uses his mac computer to talk about mac computers on the internet. The event horizon (or point of no return, i.e. infinite escape velocity) is passed the first time the MU utters any variant of the phrase ‘Honestly, who puts Times New Roman as the default font? Some people just don’t care about typeface’ in any form of mac-related online diatribe. Research is still being conducted on the apparent similar effects of mentioning the movie Helvetica on a blog.
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