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The world is a mysterious place. The scientific method dictates that we get to the bottom of that mystery through a rigorous process, the end product of which is known as a theory. This is a place for those theories; a place to put forth our individual explanations for the enigmas that plague us all.
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Apr 7, 2008
10:22am
Whiteness Deduction
The level of whiteness of a group of two or more people can be deduced as follows:
W=(P - B)(bm)Sinθ
Where,
W = resulting whiteness of sample population
P = total number of persons regardless of race
B = total number of black people (note: if B exceeds P, a negative result for whiteness will be achieved. This is desirable)
b = beverage consumed (measured in crunks)
m = music (measured in hotness of beats, Kelvin)
Theta = angle of gangsta lean
*Theory courtesy of Henry
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