July 2008
3 posts
Wildlife Safari
Though intended to offer a glimpse into what an actual encounter with rare wild animals in their natural habitat would be like, all drive thru wildlife parks are actually a much more accurate portrayal of an encounter with the not-so-rare ‘American sausage arm’, whose natural habitat is hanging out the side of a Suburban throwing food pellets at an emu.
Relationship Pancakes
The relationships in your life are a bit like a batch of pancakes. The first one is always a bit munted.
*Theory by Bec
Guitar Hero Underpants
Citing the blatantly obvious, manufacturers of Guitar Hero III themed underpants, which prominently feature the games most “recognizable” characters along with a flaming guitar in the crotch region, didnt even bother to produce any pair below size 3XL.